Why boycott the raptors?


Because they lose to the the fucking Grizzlies who shoot 38.5%


Fucking pathetic wankers


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Friday, November 21, 2008

Breaking News: Would-be Shooter Moved Courtside


TORONTO (RT) -- A gun was found on a man entering the Air Canada Centre for the Raptors-Nets game.
The man explained to police that he intended to shoot former Raptors star Vince Carter, who is now a member of the New Jersey Nets. Instead of arresting the man, police escorted him to courtside seats where he would "have a better, clearer shot."
"If he doesn't actually shoot Carter, then we might have to arrest him," said Toronto police Constable Dale Harvey. "But for now, we'll monitor the situation closely, make sure his view of Carter is as unobstructed as possible."

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