Game #12: Carter Pulls Biggest Dick Move Yet

TORONTO (RT) -- The man who tore the biggest hole in the Toronto Raptors' organizational ass came back for a little more Friday night.

Vince Carter, who is public enemy No. 1 in the hearts of legitimate Raptors fans, drilled a last-second 3-pointer to send the game to overtime and then dunked a back-door alley-oop in-bounds pass with time running out in the extra session as his New Jersey Nets beat Toronto 129-127.

To make matters worse for the Raptors (6-6), Jermaine O'Neal suffered a serious injury to his already fucked up left knee and left the game in the 4th quarter. Raptorstruth.com correspondents report the leg has actually detached and O'Neal's status for the rest of the season is doubtful.

Carter burst into the NBA as a rookie with the Raptors in the 1998-99 season. He was one of the most exciting players in the NBA during his tenure with Toronto, which came to an end during the 2004-05 season after he demanded a trade. Near the end of his time with Toronto he acted more and more like a little bitch, at one point declaring he would no longer dunk. His lack of hustle and motivation eventually drew the ire of Raptors fans.

"It was like watching your ex-girlfriend fuck another guy," Raptors coach Sam Mitchell said of Carter's heroics. "You're sitting there and she's just doing all the real nasty shit to some guy that she would never do to you. You think, why couldn't you have done that when we were going together, why is it now that you're with someone else do you just let the freaky shit flow."

Carter finished with 39 points, 12 of them in the final 44 seconds of the 4th quarter, and spoiled career nights from Raptors Chris Bosh and Andrea Bargnani, who had 42 and 29 points, respectively.

Carter relished Mitchell's comparison of him to a dirty ex-girlfriend.

"Oh yes, he's right, I'm a dirty little girl," he said while lifting his towel up like it was a skirt. "I'm getting to so turned on thinking about it. What colour wig would I wear? I think I would look extra fabulous in blonde. Oh and heels, yes please. Or maybe big boots. Is there a Le Chateau around here?"

Devin Harris added 30 points for the Nets (5-6), who trailed by as many as 18 points in the 3rd quarter.