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Because they lose to the the fucking Grizzlies who shoot 38.5%


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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Game #13: O'Neal Leg Reattachment Fails to Spark Raptors in Loss to Celtics

TORONTO (RT) -- As expected, Jermaine O'Neal's reattached leg fell off and the Boston Celtics kicked the shit out of the Toronto Raptors.
"Well that was predictable," Raptors coach Sam Mitchell said after his team's 118-103 loss to the defending NBA champion Celtics. "Good thing I bet against us in the spread at least"
O'Neal, who had his leg surgically reattached by a team of doctors at St. Michael's Hospital prior to the tip, had it ripped off by Celtics star Kevin Garnett in the 1st quarter and did not return.
"They should have reattached his brain at the same time they reattached his leg," said Toronto forward Chris Bosh. "He should never have been out there to begin with, the thing was all fucked and hanging off. We would have been better off just grilling it up and serving it to homeless people. It's like 6 feet long, could have fed that whole fucking crew that's always drinking on the northwest corner of Queen and Bathurst."
Toronto dropped to 6-7 on the season, while Boston improved to 13-2.



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