Of course, the Hawks didn't use protection, and the only thing resembling lube were the tears running down the face of an agonized Toronto head coach Sam Mitchell. In the end, the Hawks handed the Raptors a 110-92 beating that reduced a quivering Raptors squad to barely more than a reddish puddle of slop at centre court.
"Ow, ow, ow, ouch, help, help," said Raptors forward Chris Bosh. "Fuck, fuck, fuck. My ass. I'm dying."
Mike Bibby led the gang-fuck for Atlanta (4-0) with 19 points and 12 rebounds, and Joe Johnson had 17 points, 7 rebounds and 6 assists.
Both Bibby and Johnson were arrested after the game and charged with sodomy, which is still illegal in Georgia. They were both denied bail following contentious show-cause hearings due to the strength of the prosecution's case -- the incident occurred in front of an arena full of spectators and was broadcast on cable television in both the United States and Canada -- and the absence of a suitable release plan.
The duo are being represented by Ed Genson, who successfully defended rap star R. Kelly against similar charges earlier this year in which video evidence was the lynchpin of the prosecution's case. Bibby and Johnson are listed as doubtful for the Hawks' match-up with Oklahoma on Sunday.
Before Bosh left the game with a ruptured ass he managed to score 26 points. Jermaine O'Neal rebounded offensively from a piss-poor performance against Detroit earlier in the week to score 17 points.
After opening the season 3-0 for just the second time in franchise history, Toronto (3-2) dropped its second game in a row. Anthony Parker, who is the most religious Raptor, was particularly offended by the incident.
"That's not right," he said. "Only a priest can put his birdie in there."
Toronto continues its three-game road trip in Charlotte against the Bobcats on Sunday then visits the defending NBA-champion Boston Celtics on Monday.
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